Noiseau

A French city of 4,628

€3,800/m²to buy

1,758 hof sun a year

9 minto a hospital

4,628residents

Noiseau is a French city of 4,628 in Val-de-Marne. Homes go for about €3,800 a square metre. 1,758 hours of sunshine a year. Every figure from official French sources.

What it costs

DVF land registry, DGFiP, INSEE

€3,800/m²to buy, $410 per sq ft

€17.4/m²to rent, a month

€1,120property tax a year on a flat €2,500 base, to compare communes, not your bill

€32,680median income per adult, after tax

The weather

Météo-France 1991-2020 normals

1,758 hof sunshine a year

120rainy days a year

41°Fwinter average, 5.2°C

67°Fsummer average, 19.6°C

17days above 30°C a year

Getting there

SNCF timetables, road distances

18 minto the nearest station

2.3 hto the sea

Healthcare

FINESS, DREES

9 minto the nearest hospital

13pharmacies within 15 minutes

5 minto a care home

Safety

SSMSI, ministry of the interior

3.2break-ins per 1,000 residents

1.7assault and robbery per 1,000

10other theft per 1,000

Who lives here

INSEE census, Arcep

4,628residents

5 km²2 square miles

1%of homes are second homes

4%of homes stand empty

93%of homes can get fibre

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Elsewhere in Val-de-Marne

Vitry-sur-Seine Créteil Champigny-sur-Marne Saint-Maur-des-Fossés Ivry-sur-Seine Villejuif Maisons-Alfort Fontenay-sous-Bois Vincennes Choisy-le-Roi Alfortville Villeneuve-Saint-Georges

Figures from the DVF land registry, INSEE, Météo-France, Arcep, the SSMSI, FINESS and the DREES, rebuilt four times a year. Travel times are road approximations, and prices in the smallest communes are estimated from neighbouring ones. Photograph from Wikimedia Commons.